yes.

if a tomato is a fruit then ketchup is a fruit smoothie tbh

xanax-fallen-angel-64399xxgjwoxx:

foxmuldere:

why r woody’s eyebrows so on point image

honestly this picture is making me wet

ya’ll need jesus

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

punkmonksteven:

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

Jasmine had to wake Aurora up before walking off. I enjoy this!

doctor-harlequin:

meesamegara:

heaven-seventeen:

shirleytemplar:

 

#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment

#Spiderman breaks the fourth wall a lot too # Its just Deadpool doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall

never have i seen a better sentence that sums them both up so well

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

dampsandwich:

beep beep

dampsandwich:

beep beep